Must Read: Few Naughty But True Facts About Love, Girls And S3x

A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it….!!
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we
never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes….!
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS….!
Breaking news: Condoms don’t
guarantee safe s*x anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband….!!
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between
Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their
preferences, but will grab whatever is available….!!
Why Can’t
Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely….?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With
Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash….!!
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide….?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something
Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity….!!
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During S*x….?

They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So
Much Pleasure…..!!

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